Strike up the band! Listen to the sweet strains of
Pomp and Circumstance!
Did we tell you that we graduated from therapy? Yes, we are very proud. We have been waiting for our graduation gifts and, since they have not yet arrived, we are assuming it's because we forgot to tell you.
In case you have ever wondered how you know when you are through with therapy, from our experience, it is when your sessions begin resembling a bad dinner party where everyone feels like they should be there but they don't really have anything to contribute. Then, at the end of the gathering, the host says, "So, just let me know when you want to do this again!" Even though we all know you are never going to call him.
And then you are healed! Ta-da!
Appropriate "graduation from therapy" gifts include, but are not limited to, trips abroad, a down payment for a house, an all-inclusive resort vacation, or a new rice cooker to replace the one that just rebelled while S was making dinner.