This morning I woke up with very few covers. And it was cold! Well, very chilly. Pretty chilly. I put on slippers.
Anyway, I had very few covers! S got up to go for a run and the following conversation commenced -
Me: 99% of these covers are being owned by 1% of the people!
Him: Are you going to occupy the bed then?
Me: Yes! For the next couple of hours!
Thus began the OTB movement. Occupy The Bed is sweeping the nation. I hear millions are joining in tonight.
S later corrected me that he is technically 50% of the people but I assured him the 50% of the people owning 99% of the covers still qualifies as bedding inequality. The movement lives on!
3 years ago